Koalas having an argument.
if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance
they sound like fuzzy bike horns
They remind me of those dinosaur plushes that squeaked when you squeeze them. Does anyone remember those? I had a pink brontosaurus as a kid. :D
I made my friend a card for her birthday…
walked right into that one
Gets me every time.
the bed that i fuck your girl in
logging on to tumblr on november 1st
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.