"do u want the rest of my food"
"here u can have them"
- Ernest Hemingway (via nudelip)
Tumblr as a baby
a rebellious teen
awkward puberty stage
and now, as a mature adult
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag
*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*